How to make fun of MrNuck the Head Moderator

MrNuck (What kind of name is MrNuck? Sounds like a messed up Chicken McNugget) is a Canadian. That means they are from the Great White North and shall act accordingly. When encountered, one should take precaution against possible Bieber Fever. According to the most Awesometastic moderator on Reign, Mimi the Cookie Commando, Canada and by extension MrNuck must be destroyed to prevent the Bieber Apocalypse.

How to protect yourself against MrNuck's Canadianess
MrNuck, being from Canada has many noticeable characteristics. For one, he is obsessed with the dull game of Ice Hockey. In particular he is particularly affectionate to the Vancouver Canucks (probably why his name is MrNuck). It is also a fact that the Canucks stinks because they lost to the Boston Bruins.

Canadians are extremely excitable by malls. In fact, after a giant mall streak they typically will go make Sandcastles in the Sand. Finally most Canadians will cap their day off with a nice show of Space Teens. Two Beavers are indeed better than one.

MrNuck and his Beer
One day an Englishman, an American, and MrNuck walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flys landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the head of the beer.

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.

The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.

MrNuck too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!"

It's MrNuck's Fault
No matter what it is, it's MrNuck's fault. True story.

How to spot a Canadian

 * Wears short sleeves when it's 30°F


 * Fights other ships with lighthouses


 * Uses words such as "hoser" or "gaberator"


 * Lives in an igloo


 * Asks you if you want an Old King Clancy (SFW)

Famous Canadians

 * Alex Trebek


 * Neil Young


 * Steve Nash


 * Jim Carey


 * William Shatner


 * Pamela Anderson
 * Justin Bieber